The List.

The Nightclub door List is a myth. The List is New York's answer to a comprehensive record of the entire membership of the Illuminati. Obvious you say? Well yes. But the problem is, if The List doesn't in fact exist, then how on earth do you get on it if you're not insanely beautiful? I think I have an answer.

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Melancholia

A guy sitting by the window is either famous, or thinks he is. He is wearing sunglasses. Inside. Only Jack Nicholson is allowed to do that. Is this where my life has ended up?

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Derby, She Wrote

Any sport where the cheerleaders (sorry, "jeerleaders") are exclusively brunette, wear head to toe black, hold up signs featuring handcuffs and resist pretty much any physical movement at all is my kind of sport.

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